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Fiona Vandelay

Feral Femme Fatale of the Fruit Cellar

Watch our for feral Fiona Vandalay.

 

An inbred child that was kept in the cellar of the family funeral home. Often gagged and bound to the bed because her nasty grandmother didn't want the guests of the funeral home to know of her existence. She lacks any real social skills and has been known to want to play with little children and can be found giggling for no real apparent reason, then clawing at her face or chewing off her lip the next.

 

Her muscles are atrophied, so she mostly uses her wheelchair for support. Don't let your children get near her or you'll find a horror scene. For the most part, she's more of a harm to herself, so we tie her up often and bring her along with us simply because we love her madness!

 

Looking for a simply crazy Scream Queen that will tickle your fancy with randomness?

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Fiona will do just that.

To view Fiona's medical history and clippings,

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